Bill Gates on Purgatory joke.

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by DARKOR04, Sep 6, 2010.

  1. DARKOR04

    DARKOR04 MDL Tester/Developer

    Jul 5, 2010
    Bill Gates in Purgatory:

    Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows Vista. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

    Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

    God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision."

    "Fine, but where should I go first?"

    God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."

    Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It wasa beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect. Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

    "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.

    "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell" he told God.

    "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell. When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons.

    "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

    Bill responded - his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

    God says, "That was the screen saver, or was it the Beta Version??!!
  2. Red Squirrel

    Red Squirrel MDL Junior Member

    May 6, 2010
    This is older then Windows 98, but still a very good classic and I like how it was changed to Vista LOL. Windows 98, or even ME we can maybe forgive for, but Vista.. UGH
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  3. geeza23

    geeza23 MDL Novice

    Oct 15, 2010
    haha classic but good one thanks for sharing mate
  4. cynarch

    cynarch MDL Senior Member

    Aug 28, 2010
    One day in heaven …..while he was daydreaming, …… “why I named it windows” …. not ….. ahhh … ”it should have named it gate”….suddenly came to his mind, … build a totally new system …. “Gate” thought he. ….”yes”… “gate” …..”haha”… “gate to another dimension”…. “Wow, it’s a universal editor!”

    …..”but I wonder if God will approve” :(
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