Famous Last Words

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Katzenfreund, Jul 20, 2016.

  1. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

    Jul 15, 2016
    1,372
    809
    60
    You must have seen many threads around on favorite quotes, this is a little different, as it’s about the so called “famous last words” just before disaster struck. And they don’t have to be genuine, you’re allowed to make them up yourself.

    I kick off with a few:

    David Cameron, a few days before he decided to resign: "Better to remain than leave"

    See, I told you I was ill - Spike Milligan

    Watch out for that tree! - Mark Bolan

    My Windows XP does everything I want - Katzenfreund just before his PC broke down
     
  2. Joe C

    Joe C MDL Guru

    Jan 12, 2012
    2,474
    1,343
    90
    Watch this! - drunk red neck
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to expand...
  3. John Sutherland

    John Sutherland MDL Addicted

    Oct 15, 2014
    596
    842
    30
    "What's the hurry? Are you afraid I won't come back?" - Manfred von Richthofen a.k.a "The Red Baron", in reply to a request for an autograph as he was climbing into the cockpit of his plane on his final flight.
     
    Stop hovering to collapse... Click to collapse... Hover to expand... Click to expand...
  4. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

    Feb 13, 2011
    4,675
    4,276
    150
    Richard Feynman, a physicist, author, musician, professor, and traveler, died in Los Angeles in 1988. His last words? “This dying is boring.”

    "I have come not to praise your leader but to bury him under a pile of ash and cinder"- R29k just before letting rip a huge fart that tore the Klingon home world from its axis and sent it crashing into the binary star system it was orbiting.
     
  5. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

    Jul 15, 2016
    1,372
    809
    60
    We should never have brought the two woodworm - Noah
     
  6. balackobama

    balackobama MDL Novice

    Jul 27, 2016
    8
    0
    0
  7. Bat.1

    Bat.1 MDL Addicted

    Oct 18, 2014
    810
    790
    30
    "I was born a dude" every "Chick" that gives oral sex in nightclub restrooms that appeared on Jerry Springer :fear2: