You must have seen many threads around on favorite quotes, this is a little different, as it’s about the so called “famous last words” just before disaster struck. And they don’t have to be genuine, you’re allowed to make them up yourself. I kick off with a few: David Cameron, a few days before he decided to resign: "Better to remain than leave" See, I told you I was ill - Spike Milligan Watch out for that tree! - Mark Bolan My Windows XP does everything I want - Katzenfreund just before his PC broke down
"What's the hurry? Are you afraid I won't come back?" - Manfred von Richthofen a.k.a "The Red Baron", in reply to a request for an autograph as he was climbing into the cockpit of his plane on his final flight.
Richard Feynman, a physicist, author, musician, professor, and traveler, died in Los Angeles in 1988. His last words? “This dying is boring.” "I have come not to praise your leader but to bury him under a pile of ash and cinder"- R29k just before letting rip a huge fart that tore the Klingon home world from its axis and sent it crashing into the binary star system it was orbiting.
"I was born a dude" every "Chick" that gives oral sex in nightclub restrooms that appeared on Jerry Springer