finally together

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  1. sebipo

    sebipo MDL Novice

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    As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn’t use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too dies. Eventually, Maria’s time also came.

    At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last... they are finally together."

    A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?" Says the priest: "I mean her legs!"
     
  2. Deb_Rider

    Deb_Rider MDL Senior Member

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    :eek::eek::D:D
     
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  3. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

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    60cent MDL Senior Member

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    Very funny :p
     
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  5. burfadel

    burfadel MDL EXE>MSP/CAB

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    Good one!

    A compliment that is over 3 years late is still a compliment! :D
     
  6. Deb_Rider

    Deb_Rider MDL Senior Member

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    none would find it if I wouldn't dig it up from older thread.......:):biggrin::rolleyes::p
     
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