Have you ever pirated something?

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  1. Krutonium

    Krutonium MDL Senior Member

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    #1 Krutonium, Sep 5, 2013
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    In your response, type:

    "Aye" for 1-20 programs, MP3, etc etc
    "Arr!" for 20-100 programs, MP3, etc etc
    "Holy Pirate" for 100-1000 programs, MP3, etc etc
    "Terminators are real!" for 1000-5000 programs, MP3, etc etc
    "HOT TAMALE!" for 5001 to 10000
    "Nuclear Strike" for 10000 to 50000
    "Black Hole of Bimbos!" for 50000 1000000
    "SEX WITH THE SUN" for Anything Higher.

    etc includes Movies, software, digital media of any kind, (Stolen) Gold Bouillon, Bank Robberies, and so on.
     
  2. Krutonium

    Krutonium MDL Senior Member

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    Hot tamale!
     
  3. Niekess

    Niekess MDL Addicted

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    I don't count what I download.. :D
    But I think Holy Pirate for me.. :dontgetit:
     
  4. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

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    Billions of big busty bimbos : means that you need a new scale and the piracy is in the millions, which includes orbital strikes on the UN etc.
     
  5. shepscrook

    shepscrook MDL Novice

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    We're only stopping at HOT TAMALE!?

    If so, then I fall under that category. Otherwise I'd be somewhere between SOLAR FLAIR or NUCLEAR REACTOR. Or maybe just a Black Hole of downloads.
     
  6. LatinMcG

    LatinMcG Bios Borker

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    #6 LatinMcG, Sep 5, 2013
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    one time i was in a canoe about to go night fishing with a friend and went across the lake and got in someones jonboat to fish due to it being flat and no tipping but we returned it later that night.. yah ive pirated but honnest pirating only :p

    i dunno who was the captain.. me or him

    Terminators do exist.. they build them in japan :D
     
  7. Krutonium

    Krutonium MDL Senior Member

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    Ok, Im adding more to the scale!
     
  8. EFA11

    EFA11 Avatar Guru

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    #8 EFA11, Sep 6, 2013
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    I pirated Windows 2000 source code...

    Code:
    /*  Source Code to Windows 2000   */
     
               #include "win31.h"
               #include "win95.h"
               #include "win98.h"
               #include "workst~1.h"
               #include "evenmore.h"
               #include "oldstuff.h"
               #include "billrulz.h"
               #include "monopoly.h"
               #define INSTALL = HARD
     
               char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
               void main()
               {
                   while(!CRASHED)
                   {
                       display_copyright_message();
                       display_bill_rules_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       if (first_time_installation)
                       {
                           make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                           totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                           search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                           make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                           disable_Netscape();
                           disable_RealPlayer();
                           disable_Lotus_Products();
                           hang_system();
                       }
     
                       write_something(anything);
                       display_copyright_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       do_some_stuff();
     
                       if (still_not_crashed)
                       {
                           display_copyright_message();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                           basically_run_windows_3.1();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                           do_nothing_loop();
                       }
                   }
     
                   if (detect_cache())
                       disable_cache();
     
                   if (fast_cpu())
                   {
                        set_wait_states(lots);
                        set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                        set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                        set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
                   }
     
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
                   /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
                   printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
     
                   if (system_ok())
                       crash(to_dos_prompt)
                   else
                       system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
     
                   while(something)
                   {
                       sleep(5);
                       get_user_input();
                       sleep(5);
                       act_on_user_input();
                       sleep(5);
                   }
                   create_general_protection_fault();
               }
    
    
     
  9. Krutonium

    Krutonium MDL Senior Member

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    Just want to say that I actually DO have the source for 2000.... The Actual Source, as well as XP.
     
  10. EFA11

    EFA11 Avatar Guru

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    find it with your new FTP searchs? :p
     
  11. =)(=

    =)(= Guest

    Black Hole of Bimbos.. have downloaded s**tload of mp3's and movies and games and software since 1998.
     
  12. WinDev

    WinDev MDL Expert

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  13. Bobby M.

    Bobby M. MDL Member

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    I am downloading illegal software,music and videos since 2010.
     
  14. ussr_1991

    ussr_1991 MDL Novice

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    Terminators are real!

    I used several copies of Windows XP (Used to), 7, Office 2007, 2010, 2013, Adobe CS4 to CS6, Visual Studio 2005, 2008, 2012, SQL Server 2008, Diskeeper 2009 / 2011 all pirated....

    Not to mention other minor stuffs like UltraISO and music / movie copies etc.....

    Almost everything that is not freeware / open source, I use a crack for it.
     
  15. RawData

    RawData MDL Member

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    I've never ever pirated anything. :whistling:

    I've just "tested some unofficial versions", so... bend over, multiverse? :innocent:

    When I search software for certain purpose, I try quite a few of them.
    How else I'm supposed to find best for my usage... erm, I mean to buy?

    Nowadays it's much easier to find software to test. It was not always so...
     
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