Mars To Attack At Midnight - Oct 31st, 2015 (Thank You Windows 10)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Ming_the_Merciless, Jul 31, 2015.

  1. Ming_the_Merciless

    Ming_the_Merciless MDL Member

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    Prepare to meet your doom, earthmen. The attack has been planned for some time. We had only one obstacle, the superior technical ability of your United States of America. We needed a diversion, one that no one would suspect. Now, thanks to everyone being focused on the release of Windows 10 and it's clogging of critical defense servers, we have completed our most vital step. Your fate is sealed. Keep those free upgrades going and enjoy them while you can.

    Your not-so-faithful servant, Ming
     
  2. Michaela Joy

    Michaela Joy MDL Crazy Lady

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    I have a mass driver aimed at Mars as we speak. I will bombard your planet with McDonalds, KFC, and all of those Minions toys.

    Your civilization will be forever warped and undermined by our Chicken McNuggets.

    :D

    :MJ
     
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  3. GotItBro

    GotItBro MDL Novice

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    Where were you when we had no technology?
     
  4. uniQ168

    uniQ168 MDL Junior Member

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    What the hell did I read? :D
     
  5. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

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    The rantings of a pernicious human about to go nova
     
  6. Michaela Joy

    Michaela Joy MDL Crazy Lady

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    And nobody ever talks about the bababui (pronounced baba-booey)

    These creatures are about 6 feet tall, with long blonde hair, and are about the horniest creatures in creation. :eek:

    Whether You are Male or Female, -do-not- bend over in front of them!

    :D
     
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  7. windsman

    windsman MDL Expert

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