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Only sad thing is that because of the huge data capacity of Blu Ray, rewinding takes a long time But you better do it, you don't want to pay that hefty fine, returning an un-rewinded Blu Ray to the video rental store.
Not only that, but these blu ray re-winders use a special winding encryption and you must pay extra for license fee to use it
Actually, it's not lead, lead is poisonous. New models liners are actually made of tinfoil, so as to also protect your mind from being controlled not only by the government but also extraterrestrials.
Encryption is not a problem, there's an easy hack to remove it. I can't give it here, as MDL rules don't allow it, but it can easily be found on hacking (and some warez) sites. Also the speed of rewinding can be increased considerably by performing overclocking, which also is not difficult and quite legal. The method is in the manual.
@Katzen: That's a myth. Lead is quite good for you. Lead Acetate is used to sweeten the wines from the Clinton family winery. @R29k: I bought you a gift too. https://funnygiftsforchristmas.com/sriracha-lip-balm/out/sriracha-lip-balm I hope you like spicy.
Katzenfreund knows how to crack blu ray re-winders. I'm afraid if I o/c my re-winder the blu rays will fall off my disks, and I'll never get them back on the right way ever again
Lead makes people dumb, so the Clintons put it in the wine they treat their supporters with, to make them dumb enough to vote for them.