MDL Giftshop Christmas Special, Limited Stock!!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by dobbelina, Dec 2, 2016.

  1. dobbelina

    dobbelina MDL Senior Member

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    For the full MDL experience!
    The giftshop now presents the Virtuaskirt.
    With this cozy garment, you can now relax from all distractions and immerse yourself
    fully in the forum threads without being disturbed by others.
    It's a special "MDL only" custom design, inspired by the personality of most of our members.

    Limited stock, so please be quick to order!
    (All proceeds goes to the new backup server :clap:)

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    Orderinfo:
    Honestly, are you for real!? :D
     
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  2. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

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    You forgot to mention that, as added bonus, it will also foil NSA/FBI attempts to get your photo by hacking your webcam.
     
  3. Michaela Joy

    Michaela Joy MDL Crazy Lady

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    That's the model with the lead foil liner. :D
     
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  4. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

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    And talking of Christmas gift ideas, here's an excellent choice:

    A CD/DVD Rewinder

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  5. dobbelina

    dobbelina MDL Senior Member

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    By special request, Virtuaskirt can also be impregnated with TelemetryOff®
    It's a newly discovered chemical from DuPont labs, that magically makes any outgoing data requests
    from Microsoft being repelled. :D
     
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  6. wazzock

    wazzock MDL Senior Member

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    Does it work on Blu Ray too? :biggrin:
     
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  7. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

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    Good question. There's a firmware upgrade available for supporting Blu Rays.
     
  8. dobbelina

    dobbelina MDL Senior Member

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    #9 dobbelina, Dec 2, 2016
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    Only sad thing is that because of the huge data capacity of Blu Ray, rewinding takes a long time :laie:

    But you better do it, you don't want to pay that hefty fine,
    returning an un-rewinded Blu Ray to the video rental store. :druff:
     
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  9. wazzock

    wazzock MDL Senior Member

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    thanks guys :D
     
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  10. Joe C

    Joe C MDL Guru

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    Not only that, but these blu ray re-winders use a special winding encryption and you must pay extra for license fee to use it
     
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  11. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

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    Actually, it's not lead, lead is poisonous. New models liners are actually made of tinfoil, so as to also protect your mind from being controlled not only by the government but also extraterrestrials.
     
  12. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

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    Encryption is not a problem, there's an easy hack to remove it. I can't give it here, as MDL rules don't allow it, but it can easily be found on hacking (and some warez) sites.

    Also the speed of rewinding can be increased considerably by performing overclocking, which also is not difficult and quite legal. The method is in the manual.
     
  13. Michaela Joy

    Michaela Joy MDL Crazy Lady

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    @Katzen: That's a myth. Lead is quite good for you. Lead Acetate is used to sweeten the wines from the Clinton family winery. :D

    @R29k: I bought you a gift too.
    https://funnygiftsforchristmas.com/sriracha-lip-balm/out/sriracha-lip-balm

    I hope you like spicy. :D
     
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  14. wazzock

    wazzock MDL Senior Member

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    You got a crack for it? :D
     
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  15. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

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  16. Joe C

    Joe C MDL Guru

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    Katzenfreund knows how to crack blu ray re-winders.
    I'm afraid if I o/c my re-winder the blu rays will fall off my disks, and I'll never get them back on the right way ever again
     
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  17. Katzenfreund

    Katzenfreund MDL Expert

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    Lead makes people dumb, so the Clintons put it in the wine they treat their supporters with, to make them dumb enough to vote for them.
     
  18. Tiger-1

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    @dobbelina I love your post fantastic, maybe sarcastic :thumbsup::laie:
     
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  19. Joe C

    Joe C MDL Guru

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    They're even stupid enough to believe that spending millions on a recount will make her the POTUS
     
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