retrieve cookies with python

When my pet python eats cookies, He gets gassy. And He only eats Grandmas cookies.

See Here: http://www.staples.com/Grandmas-Hom...&kpid=356243&gclid=CNqet4_3v8QCFdgVgQodkLsAow

He doesn't eat cake, though He likes Uncle Jessies Nuts. We try to keep him away from Uncle Jessie, because He's nuts.

This should clarify everything completely.
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091209085208AAShL4l

What was the question again?

 

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

 

Probably because I'm old and crusty.

 

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a bear crap on Sunday and wipe his a$$ with a rabbit?

 

Only in the winter time.
Otherwise, He uses slow moving tree huggers.

 

And why might you ask, would you want to be a tree hugger? Because, you get to eat granola, miss a shower or two and wear vegan shoes!

 

Vegan food...as opposed to edible food