Things To Do When The Internet Is Down 14 Things to Do When Your ISP Unexpectedly Goes Down --------------------------- 1. Dial 911 immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there's something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. 5. Work. 6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. ????? 7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off. 8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet. 9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store. 10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol! 11. Do shopping with clothes on. 12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes. 13. See if your neighbour can tell you a joke. 14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)! Saw this on other forums and thought of posting here. What say you?
Go back to the way things were before the internet!! we managed then and I'm sure we can manage now without it!! it's just an intrusion!! Life pretty sad if you can't live without the internet and you must take action or prepare for life without it!!
Very good one ... LoL ... But i do not think the Internet " Addicts " will take this Scenario lightly ..... I bet there are some whose Life virtually revolve around their smartphones or Tablets e.t.c ... They will throw a Fit if they lost their Internet Connection .... ..Cheers for sharing ...
2,3, 9 and 11 is the best for do if internet is not available. The Cheesy Animation - 3D Interior Design And Rendering
IT amazes me?? if the internet were to go down, i would be forced to go thought all the movies/Tv show i downloaded and never watched. look at the vast libriy of books i downloaded and never read, organize my music into playlists with all the music i downloaded and never listen too. Basically go out buy a 2tb harddrive, fill it with whatever torrents are popular. problem solved you will not even notice that the internet has gone down. Next post what to do if the electricity goes out.
Read some famous novels,sleep and go out for a walk.What is more,have a party with your friends and watch movies in the cineme is a good choice.From my point of view,you can go fishing.
An addicted facebook user's internet connection went down. He spent whole day with his family. And updated his Facebook status I spent whole day with my family, they are GOOD people.
Code: repeat Cook; bake; drink; get drunk; drunk cook (at 2:00 AM); Make sure the oven is off; go to sleep; wake up; until Internet = on;
note down some life goals you will never achieve, berry it in a time capsule, dig it out a week after and amuse yourself with your lack of consciousness.
Think out a long-winded rant for your internet provider and then realize that you should only use email/chat to send it after you've spent 2 hours on the phone (1/2 of it on hold) since the people that answer the phone can't think beyond the script. (Yes, I've already heard your 20 question checklist a million times!. After that you go outside, hoping the Zombie Apocalypse has begun. By the time that you go back inside your internet should hopefully be back up. If not, try sacrificing a shrubbery!