Things To Do When The Internet Is Down !

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  1. sid_16

    sid_16 MDL Giveaway Organiser

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    Things To Do When The Internet Is Down [​IMG]

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    14 Things to Do When Your ISP Unexpectedly Goes Down

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    1. Dial 911 immediately.

    2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.:(

    3. You mean there's something else to do?:tea:

    4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.:mad:

    5. Work.

    6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family. ?????

    7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.

    8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.:biggrin:

    9. Get butt groove in chair fixed at store.

    10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!

    11. Do shopping with clothes on.

    12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.:D

    13. See if your neighbour can tell you a joke.

    14. Sleep (and dream about surfing the Internet)! :p


    Saw this on other forums and thought of posting here.:D

    What say you?:laie:
     
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  2. ambidav

    ambidav MDL Guru

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    #2 ambidav, Dec 7, 2014
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    Go back to the way things were before the internet!! we managed then and I'm sure we can manage now without it!! it's just an intrusion!! Life pretty sad if you can't live without the internet and you must take action or prepare for life without it!!
     
  3. kn_andre

    kn_andre MDL Novice

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    :biggrin::biggrin: Very good one ... LoL ... But i do not think the Internet " Addicts " will take this Scenario lightly ..... :p:SmallAwesomeSmiley: I bet there are some whose Life virtually revolve around their smartphones or Tablets e.t.c ... They will throw a Fit if they lost their Internet Connection ....:SmallAwesomeSmiley: ..Cheers for sharing ...
     
  4. johots

    johots MDL Novice

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    I would read books or go outside. But I have to say I got the internet addicts
     
  5. Maleks12

    Maleks12 MDL Novice

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    2,3, 9 and 11 is the best for do if internet is not available.
    The Cheesy Animation - 3D Interior Design And Rendering
     
  6. sid_16

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  8. johots

    johots MDL Novice

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    Definitely correct...
     
  9. Dave101

    Dave101 MDL Junior Member

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    IT amazes me??
    if the internet were to go down, i would be forced to go thought all the movies/Tv show i downloaded and never watched. look at the vast libriy of books i downloaded and never read, organize my music into playlists with all the music i downloaded and never listen too.

    Basically go out buy a 2tb harddrive, fill it with whatever torrents are popular. problem solved
    you will not even notice that the internet has gone down.
    Next post what to do if the electricity goes out.
     
  10. redroad

    redroad MDL Guru

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    organize my bookmarks :laie:
     
  11. rattboy

    rattboy MDL Novice

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    Git cell phone and run to mc Donalds free with fi.
     
  12. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

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    Try real life nudity till the fake silicone nudity comes back.
     
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  13. Yawn

    Yawn MDL Novice

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    Read some famous novels,sleep and go out for a walk.What is more,have a party with your friends and watch movies in the cineme is a good choice.:mushy:From my point of view,you can go fishing.
     
  14. jasoos

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    #14 jasoos, Feb 11, 2015
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    An addicted facebook user's internet connection went down. He spent whole day with his family.
    And updated his Facebook status

    I spent whole day with my family, they are GOOD people.:biggrin:
     
  15. Spokane9

    Spokane9 MDL Novice

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    travel with my family.
     
  16. Michaela Joy

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    #16 Michaela Joy, Feb 14, 2015
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    Code:
    repeat
        Cook; 
        bake; 
        drink;
        get drunk;
        drunk cook (at 2:00 AM);
        Make sure the oven is off;
        go to sleep;
        wake up;
    until Internet = on;
    
    :cool:
     
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  17. _Akasha

    _Akasha MDL Novice

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    This is why you archive funny and intersting pages for reading locally when s**t hits the fan.
     
  18. Capum130

    Capum130 MDL Member

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    #18 Capum130, Mar 19, 2015
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    note down some life goals you will never achieve, berry it in a time capsule, dig it out a week after and amuse yourself with your lack of consciousness.
     
  19. anerdslife

    anerdslife MDL Novice

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    Think out a long-winded rant for your internet provider and then realize that you should only use email/chat to send it after you've spent 2 hours on the phone (1/2 of it on hold) since the people that answer the phone can't think beyond the script. (Yes, I've already heard your 20 question checklist a million times!:wallhead:.

    After that you go outside, hoping the Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
    By the time that you go back inside your internet should hopefully be back up. If not, try sacrificing a shrubbery!
     
  20. SvenP

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    Procreate!