This might make you chuckle

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  1. lostpassword

    lostpassword MDL Member

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    Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes
    were lined up outside the police station, as they took them in one by
    one.

    As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and
    was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped
    to say hi and asked what the line was for.

    Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges
    to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at
    the end of the line.

    When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed.
    He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?'
    She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em
    dry!'

    The policeman fainted