Tongue Twisters

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  1. kldpdas

    kldpdas MDL Member

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  2. R29k

    R29k MDL GLaDOS

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    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

    How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

    Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
    If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
    But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
    So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
    put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
    So 't was better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

    Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
    Such skill as sewing shirts
    Our shy young sister Suzie shows
    Some soldiers send epistles
    Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
    Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

    The Final Fixing of the Foolish Fugitive
    Feeling footloose, fancy-free and frisky, this feather-brained fellow finagled his fond father into forking over his fortune. Forthwith, he fled for foreign fields and frittered his farthings feasting fabulously with fair-weather friends. Finally, fleeced by those folly filled fellows and facing famine, he found him-self a feed flinger in a filthy farm-lot. He fain would have filled his frame with foraged food from fodder fragments.
    "Fooey! My father's flunkies fare far fancier," the frazzled fugitive fumed feverishly, frankly facing fact.
    Frustrated from failure and filled with forebodings, he fled for his family. Falling at his father's feet, he floundered forlornly. "Father, I have flunked and fruitlessly forfeited further family favors . . ."
    But the faithful father, forestalling further flinching, frantically flagged his flunkies to fetch forth the finest fatling and fix a feast.
    But the fugitive's fault finding frater, faithfully farming his father's fields for free, frowned at this fickle forgiveness of former falderal. His fury flashed, but fussing was futile.
    His foresighted father figured, "Such filial fidelity is fine, but what forbids fervent festivities? The fugitive is found! Unfurl the flags! With fanfare flaring, let fun, frolic and frivolity flow freely, former failures forgotten and folly forsaken."
    Forgiveness forms a firm foundation for future fortitude.
    (Sir John Hensch of London)
     
  3. kldpdas

    kldpdas MDL Member

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    Three free throws.

    The big bug bit the little beetle, but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

    Fresh fried fish, fish fresh fried, fried fish fresh, fish fried fresh.

    Kitty caught the kitten in the kitchen.

    A tricky frisky snake with sixty super scaly stripes.

    If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

    Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

    A proper copper coffee pot.

    Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran.

    Long legged ladies last longer.

    Swan swam over the pond,
    Swim swan swim!
    Swan swam back again -
    Well swum swan!

    Three grey geese in green fields grazing.

    We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's saw would not have sawed
    Soar's seesaw.
    So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    just because See's saw sawed
    Soar's seesaw.

    Unique New York.

    Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

    Freshly-fried flying fish.

    She stood on the balcony,
    inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,
    and amicably welcoming him home.

    Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
    imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

    The epitome of femininity.

    A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
    but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.
     
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  4. 60cent

    60cent MDL Senior Member

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    Betty Botter bought some butter,
    "But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
    If I bake this bitter butter,
    It will make my batter bitter.
    But a bit of better butter -
    That would make my batter better."
    So she bought a bit of butter,
    Better than her bitter butter,
    And she baked it in her batter,
    And the batter was not bitter.
    So 'twas better Betty Botter
    Bought a bit of better butter.
     
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  5. UVAIS

    UVAIS MDL Expert

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    She sells sea shells by the sea shore,
    If she sells sea shells by the sea shore,
    How many sea shells does she sell?
    She sells as many as sea shells that
    she sells by the sea shore :punch:
     
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  6. UVAIS

    UVAIS MDL Expert

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    A mother to her son did utter
    "Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
    "The shutter's shut" the son did utter
    "I cannot shut it any shutter!" :punch:
     
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  7. gl0rify

    gl0rify MDL Novice

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    Mr. See owned a saw.
    And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
    Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
    Before Soar saw See,
    Which made Soar sore.
    Had Soar seen See's saw
    Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
    See's saw would not have sawed
    Soar's seesaw.
    So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
    But it was sad to see Soar so sore
    just because See's saw sawed
    Soar's seesaw.