Yo mama jokes

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  1. ThatKitten

    ThatKitten MDL Novice

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    #1 ThatKitten, Jul 1, 2014
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    Yo mama is so fat she has more chins than a honk kong phone book has pages
    yo mama is so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye
    yo mama is so fat when God said "let there be light" he asked her to move
    yo mama is so fat when she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked what size and she said the one outside
    yo mama is so fat I need to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through
    yo mama is so fat she can't even fit in this joke
    yo mama is so fat McDonalds hired her because she eats ingredients and poops burgers
    yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar bill and George Washington said I can't breathe
    yo mama is so fat the scale says to be continued
    yo mama is so fat when she was weighed the doctor said "holy cow that's my phone number"
    Yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless network
    Yo mama is so fat when she twerks she turns into a wrecking ball
    Yo mama is so heavy she sat on my iphone and turned it into a 80" TV screen
    yo mama is so fat her wedding ring is one of Saturn's
    Yo mama is so fat when the whales see her they sing we are family
    yo mama is so fat if doctors extracted her DNA it would be the size of the internet
    yo mama is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Michael Jackson sings beat it
    yo mama is so fat she thought STD was a food chain
    yo mama is so ugly not even Scooby Doo could solve that mystery
    Yo mama is so fat Dora couldn't explore her
    yo mama is so fat she gets yelled at for smoking because everyone thinks she's pregnant with quintuplets
    yo mama is so fat when she sat on the mall the prices dropped
    yo mama is so fat when she sat down there was an earthquake on the other side of the earth
    yo mama is so stupid she that Dunkin Donuts was a basket ball team

    Yo mama's so stupid that she got her fingers stuck in a website! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama's so stupid she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminem. Yo mama is so stupid not even Google could translate her. Yo mamma so stupid that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.
     
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  2. Bytebuster

    Bytebuster MDL Addicted

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    @ThatKitten ...take Clippy's advice. :D

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  3. zpimp

    zpimp MDL Novice

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    yo momma so poor, she cant even pay attention
     
  4. ThatKitten

    ThatKitten MDL Novice

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    No thanks ByteBuster/Clippy :p
     
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  5. juanmanuelsanchez

    juanmanuelsanchez MDL Novice

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    hahahaha, great one !
     
  6. Michaela Joy

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    Yo mamma so ugly flies won't land on her.

    Yo mamma so ugly that they got to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
     
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  7. Mutagen

    Mutagen MDL Addicted

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    yo mama is so fat that when she gets out of the car the oil light goes on.
     
  8. John Sutherland

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    From a techno-geek's perspective:

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  9. Michaela Joy

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    Yo mama so poor she had to take a loan to go window shopping. :D
     
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  10. DixieKongJD

    DixieKongJD MDL Novice

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    Yo mamma's so big, that she committed suicide by jumping off the universe.

    Yo mamma's so stupid, she tried installing double-glazing to her computer.
     
  11. Tiger-1

    Tiger-1 MDL Guru

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    yo yo :rofl:
     
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  12. Ember89

    Ember89 MDL Novice

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    Oh, this one should be added as well, isn't it? LOL
     
  13. Tarwin

    Tarwin MDL Novice

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    yo mama so crass, even Dance Moms wouldn't take her