"Notice of appearance You are hereby notified that you are required to attend the Connecticut Appellate Court in January 28, 2015 as a defendant for the hearing of a pirated software case. Compulsory attendance. You may have the services of a lawyer, if necessary. Failure to appear may result in the imposition of sanctions." Received this in my email today. Notice how my name is not mentioned? Nor the software involved. There's a link in the email I haven't clicked on. I think I'll just wait for S.W.A.T. to bust through my door. And if the one-in-a-million chance that this is real, will the admins allow me to change my login name to Deadmeat[On]A[Stick]?