I agree, excellent fact about Chuck Norris. This is an older, but always funny. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
LOL When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
As a teen, Chuck Norris had sex with every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history. LOL This one is heavy.
-In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a very generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research. -There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris -Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
Little off top but ..... still funny Top 10 reasons computers must be Male : 1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 2. A better model is always just around the corner. 3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 4. It is always necessary to have a backup. 5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 6. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 8. The lights are on but nobody's home. 9. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 10. Size does matter.
Lolz why all the Chuck norris Jokes? Becuase Chuck Norris has his own article applied to his name making him "the" chuck Norris and because if we didn't make a thread someone would have beat another person to it....(Btw that last statement was a total thats what she said)....I like it how when you put norris in not capitalized it says its wrong and must be capitalized...
Canouna, one for you. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What’s that? You say there’s no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn’t think so either.