Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #221 ennio, Apr 13, 2010 (OP)
    LOL. This one is good.
     
  2. dareckibmw

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    #222 dareckibmw, Apr 13, 2010
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    -Difference between Chuck Norris and a brick???
    the brick gets laid.......
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    -Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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    God created the earth in 7 days. On the seventh day he looked down and said
    " Holy **** is that Chuck Norris?"

    a bonus .....

    One snake says to the other snake, "I hope I'm not poisonous."
    "Why?" inquires the other snake.
    Because.... he answers, "I just bit my lip."

    :D:D:D
     
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    #223 dareckibmw, Apr 13, 2010
    -The funniest joke is that if he sees this thread you're all gonna get sued.

    :D :roflmao:
     
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    #224 pedagogy, Apr 14, 2010
    Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet
     
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    #225 pedagogy, Apr 14, 2010
    Chuck Norris is always watching! If your asking your self “what is he watching” then it’s to late for you I’m sorry may you rest in peace your ashes shall be scattered across the ocean and your name forgotten
     
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    #226 pedagogy, Apr 14, 2010
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    Chuck Norris can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.
     
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    #227 pedagogy, Apr 14, 2010
    When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."
     
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  8. ennio

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    #228 ennio, Apr 14, 2010 (OP)
    Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
     
  9. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #229 ennio, Apr 14, 2010 (OP)
    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
     
  10. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #230 ennio, Apr 15, 2010 (OP)
    This one is good.
    :D :D Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face. :D :D
     
  11. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #231 ennio, Apr 15, 2010 (OP)
    TP is the best. :D:D
     
  12. ennio

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    #232 ennio, Apr 15, 2010 (OP)
    Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them. :D :D
     
  13. ennio

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    #233 ennio, Apr 15, 2010 (OP)
    Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through. :D
     
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    #234 pedagogy, Apr 16, 2010
    Chuck Norris doesn’t need to login. He just enters.
     
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    #235 pedagogy, Apr 16, 2010
    Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris.
     
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    #236 pedagogy, Apr 16, 2010
    Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.
     
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    #237 pedagogy, Apr 16, 2010
    Chuck Norris can send files with Twitter

    Chuck Norris can install iTunes without installing Quicktime
     
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    #238 pedagogy, Apr 16, 2010
    Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.

    Chuck Norris does not sort. He doesn’t need to. He gives a name, and the searched data steps forward
     
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    #239 pedagogy, Apr 16, 2010
    Everytime Chuck Norris hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…enough said
     
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  20. ennio

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    #240 ennio, Apr 16, 2010 (OP)
    LOL. These are good.
     
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