Chuck Norris and death had a staring competition and guess what ? ................... that's right people! DEATH BLINKED !!!
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
I forgot to add ..... -After that death got roundhouse-kicked in the face.... in the FACE people !!!!!
Yes, you forgot the most important thing. Shame on you. I hope Chuck Norris is not reading this tread
-When Chuck Norris sh**s he looks at himself in the mirror to scare the sh**t out of him. ------------------- Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
I like this one. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-Switzerland is not neutral, They just don't know what side Chuck Norris is on yet. ------------------ -When Chuck Norris gets pulled over, he lets the cop off with a warning.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.