LOL this one is good. Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO. WTH. The UNO? LOL LOL LOL
-Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face. -If you go home and find Chuck Norris in bed with your wife, don't get angry, get Chuck a cup of coffee.
I'm not sure how many people know of this but I laughed when I first come across it. 1) Load up google 2) Enter "google chuck norris" 3) Click 'I'm Feeling Lucky' 4) Believe
Reasons hacking is easy for Chuck Norris 1. Chuck Norris can overflow your stack just by looking at it. 2. To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability. 3. Malicious File Execution. Nuff said. 4. Chuck Norris doesn’t need sudo, he just types “Chuck Norris” before his commands. 5. Two words: Brute Force.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. +1 rep for this.
Chuck Norris likes long walks on the beach, songbirds, rainbows, and quiet time with his lady…just before he roundhouse kicks her in the face.
The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.