Chuck Norris actually knows the location of the legendary city Atlantis…if only because he caused its destruction…and it’s only legendary because it was honored by falling at the hands (and feet) of Chuck Norris.
The Eiffel Tower was originally built by Chuck Norris out of the scrap metal in his back yard, as a monument to his manhood. When he was 12, he decided the monument didn't quite live up to what it was supposed to represent, and did the only appropriate thing. He gave it to the French.
Chuck Norris has created the best jokes of himself in the world. He has not submitted them yet because he does not believe in any form of submission.
Chuck Norris is a right wing, political dbag. No offense intended to any right wing political dbag's who may be reading this.
No offense intended to you Ennio however Chuck Norris is someone I despise, he is a right wing tool. This isn't the place for political arguments and I am not going there. Personally I wouldn't piss on the man if his face was on fire. But as a kid, I watched all of his movies and by the way, Jackie Chan can kick his @$$
Dolorous Edd, I would ask from you one thing, and that is to stay out. I don't want your comments here and the purpose of this thread is to be amusing, and you aren't. Not even the Jackie Chen is funny, because you can't compare Chuck Norris with a bug.
Well I just posted my opinion on the man. You started a thread on a man who advocates overthrowing the elected government of our country and of all things endorses glenn beck as the "president of texas". There is nothing funny about the man or the extreme right wing view he expresses. I personally don't care what you want or why you started this thread, I have as much right to chime in on my opinion of this sorry sack of crap of a traitor to our country. It would have been only one post but after what you said I feel that I need to respond. Why don't you read up on him instead of being a sycophantic fanboy. And yes, Jackie Chan can kick Norris' old butt. Ohh, and don't tell me where to post or where not to. To the rest of you, sorry I had to post this here. They guy makes public comments but didn't respond to a PM so my response to him goes here.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.