Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. dareckibmw

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    #301 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010
    There are two kinds of fighter pilots: those who have not yet challenged
    Chuck Norris to a dog fight and those who have. Unfortunately, we have been
    unable to find any who have challenged him. :D
     
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    #302 pedagogy, Apr 27, 2010
    China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
     
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    #303 pedagogy, Apr 27, 2010
    Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
     
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    #304 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010
    - Chuck Norris never appears on 3D movies, Its for everyone's own safety!!!

    - Chuck Norris thinks bleeding's for pussies ... period. :roflmao:
     
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    #305 pedagogy, Apr 27, 2010
    Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands outside and dares it to grow.
     
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    #306 pedagogy, Apr 27, 2010
    On several occasions Chuck Norris has been known to give random people whiplash from verbal assault.
     
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    #307 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010
    In the early 70's Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger got into a fight. With just one round house kick to the face, Arnold hasn't talked the same ever since. :D
     
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    #308 pedagogy, Apr 27, 2010
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
     
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    #309 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010
    The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish. :biggrin:
     
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    #310 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010
    When Chuck Norris asked God why he existed, God said I wanted an equal being to talk to. Chuck Norris proceeded to kicking him with a roundhouse kick and said to try again. :biggrin:
     
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    #311 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010
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  12. ennio

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    #312 ennio, Apr 27, 2010 (OP)
    This is funny. Good one.
     
  13. ancestor(v)

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    #313 ancestor(v), Apr 27, 2010
    Uhm, funny, dareckibmw - pretty cool picture, good idea :D

    But please bear in mind that we have some forum rules about nudity etc. It's not that explicit so I think it's ok that way now...
     
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    #314 dareckibmw, Apr 27, 2010

    Sure thing, I'll keep that in mind ...even those "chicks" :D:D:D

    Seriously, my apology ;)
     
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    #315 ennio, Apr 27, 2010 (OP)
    When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. :D
     
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    #316 ennio, Apr 27, 2010 (OP)
    If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. :D :D :D
     
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    ennio Guest

    #317 ennio, Apr 28, 2010 (OP)
    When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out. :D
     
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    #318 RawData, Apr 30, 2010
    Long time ago I experienced similar moment at EA forums and made up one myself. This time I came up with 3 ones:

    1.
    Colt 45 beats four aces every time, but it's still not the strongest hand in poker.
    Both hands of Chuck Norris beats everything every time.

    2.
    Black holes in space really are holes.
    They are results of the roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris sparring with gods.

    3.
    What we know as "Big Bang" was actually roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris starting the universe.
     
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    ennio Guest

    #319 ennio, Apr 30, 2010 (OP)
    They are good and new for me.
     
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    ennio Guest

    #320 ennio, Apr 30, 2010
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    :D :D How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it. !? :D
     
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