The reason The Incredible Hulk is green is because he became green with envy after seeing Chuck Norris
Scientists believe the world began with the “Big Bang”. Chuck Norris shrugs it off as a “bad case of gas
There are four legal methods of execution in the United States: lethal injection, gas chamber, electric chair and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw. Chuck Norris sweat has burned holes in concrete.
When Jackie Chan opens a new pack of underwear and sees the little round tag that says "inspected by C. Norris" he smiles knowing his junk is in good hands. Ennio, these qoutes are my favorite about Chuck N. Just because you do not approve of them does not mean they are against any rules, out of bounds or not to be posted. Please do not tell me when and where I can post on this forum. Until the day you are an admin or moderator you should probably avoid chastising or lecturing anyone.
I am not telling you anything, because there is no point to do that. I am saying that you are trying to "hijack" this thread and that you are posting off-topic. You can post one time something about Jackie Chan, yet every post about him is clearly an intention - including your first post. Let us see, what Admins will say.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, and tastes like Chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef - then it's fu**ing beef.
@dolorous edd and ennio I don't know about your differences. Please discuss/argue via PM. If you want to open up a separate "Jackie Chan" thread, feel free to do so. We're here in Chit Chat so it's no problem at all. And don't take things too serious