Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. dareckibmw

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    #341 dareckibmw, May 4, 2010
    - Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

    - Chuck Norris doesn't hate Chris.

    - Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
     
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  2. pedagogy

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    #342 pedagogy, May 4, 2010
    The world was flat until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it, which made it curl up into a ball.
     
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    #343 pedagogy, May 4, 2010
    Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples
     
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    #344 pedagogy, May 4, 2010
    Chuck Norris thought he was wrong once, but he was mistaken.
     
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    #345 pedagogy, May 4, 2010
    If Superman and the Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win: Chuck Norris
     
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  6. ennio

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    #346 ennio, May 4, 2010 (OP)
    This one is pure gold. :D :D
     
  7. timesurfer

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    #347 timesurfer, May 4, 2010
  8. ennio

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    #348 ennio, May 5, 2010 (OP)
  9. ennio

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    #349 ennio, May 5, 2010 (OP)
    :D Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday." :D
     
  10. ennio

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    #350 ennio, May 5, 2010 (OP)
    This one is even better:
    When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped. :D :D :D
     
  11. timesurfer

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    #351 timesurfer, May 5, 2010
    When Chuck Norris Talks to his Dad his Dad calls him Father...lol
     
  12. ennio

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    #352 ennio, May 6, 2010 (OP)
    LOL is the only thing I can write here. :D:D:D
     
  13. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #353 ennio, May 6, 2010 (OP)
    :D When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon. :D
     
  14. timesurfer

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    #354 timesurfer, May 7, 2010
    If by chance Chuck Norris is copying a file and run's out of space all of sudden their is space...lol

    lol...The Christ cup of HDD miracles...lol "Chuck Christ Norris"...lol

    Break that bread Norris...lol Break that bread...lol
     
  15. dareckibmw

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    #355 dareckibmw, May 7, 2010
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    #356 dareckibmw, May 7, 2010
    - When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that he is going to ask Chuck Norris for help. :biggrin:
     
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    #357 dogfox, May 7, 2010
    chuck norris laughed all the way though watership down
     
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  18. timesurfer

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    #358 timesurfer, May 7, 2010
  19. ennio

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    #359 ennio, May 7, 2010 (OP)
    In an emergency, Chuck Norris can be used as a raft. :D
     
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    #360 ennio, May 7, 2010 (OP)
    :D Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees... Celsius. :D
     
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