Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. richead

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    #421 richead, May 17, 2010
    Chuck(les) #1: Chuck Norris never learned to swim because his family's gene pool was too small.

    Mick can swim, ask any croc......
     
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  3. ennio

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    #423 ennio, May 17, 2010 (OP)
    This one is good, I must admit. :D
     
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    #424 ennio, May 17, 2010
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  5. ennio

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    #425 ennio, May 17, 2010 (OP)
    Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother’s womb. :D
     
  6. dareckibmw

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    #426 dareckibmw, May 17, 2010
    Chuck Norris was the original sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.... Lol
     
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    #427 dareckibmw, May 17, 2010
    When Bruce Lee died, St. Peter was taking him on his initial tour of heaven when Bruce noticed Chuck Norris down by a creek bed teaching a group of little children the Round-House kick. Bruce asked St. Peter, “hey, what is Chuck Norris doing here? He is still alive”. St. Peter replied, “Oh, no, that is God. He thinks he is Chuck Norris.” :D
     
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  8. ennio

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    #428 ennio, May 18, 2010
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    Dareckibmw, this is for you and I hope you are well now. :D :D :D
    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. :eek::confused:
    :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
     
  9. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #429 ennio, May 18, 2010 (OP)
    Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween. :D :D :biggrin:
     
  10. ennio

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    #430 ennio, May 18, 2010 (OP)
    :biggrin:Chuck Norris clogs the toilet with his piss. :D LOL
     
  11. dareckibmw

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    #431 dareckibmw, May 18, 2010
    Hahahaha !!! I wish I was CN back then .... anyways, I'm doing good now. Thanks Buddy :cheers:
     
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    #433 ennio, May 18, 2010 (OP)
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    #435 ennio, May 19, 2010 (OP)
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    #436 ennio, May 19, 2010 (OP)
    :D When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways. :D
     
  17. rickhead

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    #437 rickhead, May 19, 2010
    Thats Micks & my love child !! But as for "Yippee Ki Yay", in orstralian thats translated to "Well I'll be buggered".
     
  18. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #438 ennio, May 19, 2010 (OP)
    Luckily, we understand only US-Texas English. :D
     
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