Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. ennio

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    #441 ennio, May 20, 2010
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    Trinket MDL Senior Member

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    #442 Trinket, May 20, 2010
    Chuck better not read this, but I think that clip having him 'catch' the paper is actually slow-mo reverse!

    Of course this does not mean the Chuck may be underestimated -- it probably means that the movie director didn't know Chuck can actually do this type of thing easily.
     
  3. ennio

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    #443 ennio, May 20, 2010 (OP)
    It must be fake. That is why no roundhouse-kick. :D :biggrin:
     
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    #445 ennio, May 20, 2010 (OP)
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    #446 dareckibmw, May 20, 2010
    LOL, not a chance.:D
     
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    #447 ennio, May 20, 2010 (OP)
    :biggrin:Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe. :eek:
     
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    #448 dareckibmw, May 20, 2010
    Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. :biggrin:
     
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    #449 ennio, May 21, 2010 (OP)
    :D When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. :D LOL, poor chick.... :)
     
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    #450 ricktendo64, May 21, 2010
    I never use this expression, but this thread is "so gay"
     
  11. ennio

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    #451 ennio, May 21, 2010 (OP)
    So gray, maybe it is red. :rolleyes:
     
  12. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #452 ennio, May 22, 2010 (OP)
    Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage. :D
    Chuck the terrorist, LOL. :D
     
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    #453 pedagogy, May 22, 2010
    A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants
     
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    #454 pedagogy, May 22, 2010
    Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by staring at the clock and flexing.
     
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    #455 pedagogy, May 22, 2010
    Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone
     
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    #458 pedagogy, May 22, 2010
    What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
     
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    #459 pedagogy, May 22, 2010
    Chuck Norris affects the price of stock quotes and land values. Wherever he is, prices drop due to the danger of a sudden catastrophe. He bought his own home for 30 cents and one roundhouse kick.
     
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    #460 pedagogy, May 22, 2010
    Q: What’s 30 times Chuck Norris?
    A: Oblivion.
     
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