Why not just accept you had poor taste that time? Why go extreme and delete your account? You made a mistake, so what? Forums have to be moderated, it's just that simple. When you join a forum it had certain rules -- you were fine with those for a long time, right? So, maybe you were wrong this time and did not adhere to the rules you accepted membership under. So just say, sorry, won't happen again and keep making jokes. Right? If Chuck Norris had given up this easy, how could he ever have developed his roundhouse kick? See?
Yeah, kinda sad he gone. I got once bitch-slap here for posting something I shouldn't, but that's OK, I deserved that, rules are rules. I hope he come back as enniorris or something
I was able to hack in to the pentagon. All I had to do was type "Chuck Norris" at the login screen. Chuck Norris stares bios down until they give him the password. Once a month Chuck Norris has sex with every woman in the world. Why else would they bleed?
Chuck Norris once won a marathon without taking a step. He let everyone get a head start and then destroyed their hopes and dreams by unzipping his pants.
AWWW Chucks..Please consider returning Ennio I've read your other post and saw that this was not your only issue, However,.... "All things are only transitory. " Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Hospitals are also known as "Chuck Norris Recovery Centers". This applies doubly to the maternity wards.
The last person who made eye contact with Chuck Norris was Stevie Wonder Chuck Norris has never won an Oscar for acting as a killer machine, because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris can connect a firewire cable to a USB-Hub. Chuck Norris measures his pulse with Richter Scale
Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opportunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal. Chuck Norris doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.
Under his bed, looking for Chuck Norris? I heard he developed that habit shortly after visiting Chucks Real-Man-School...