Chuck Norris challenged Superman for a race, the loser would wear red underpants for his entire life! Guess who win? Throughout the year Chuck Norris receives a prize as the best in several areas of human knowledge. The latter placed receive the Nobel Prize. When Chuck Norris look at a mirror, the mirror is broken, because even the glass is not stupid enough to remain between Chuck Norris and chuck Norris.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood. Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
Google search: Find Chuck Norris "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you."
Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
- Po-pups on Chuck Norris’s computer close themselves. - If Chuck Norris sings karaoke you better not smile
OMFG!!This chuck norris thread is the most funniest thing ever happened to me..i am like addicted now.. Laughing the s**t out of my self..:ROFL: @Canouna the toilet paper thing makes me ROFL no matter how many times i see it..extremely creative +1 rep dude There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live..
The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter. Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Chuck Norris does his laundry on the Eighth day of the week Chuck Norris doesn't move when he walks, the universe just moves around him.
You know why Steven Segal never removes his pony tail? Beacause Chuck Norris told him not to. One man said to another 'You hear bout those WMDs in Iraq?' the second man looked blank then said 'But Chuck Norris lives in America.'
Yoda senses a disturbance in the force - Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick Only Chuck Norris can prevent a forest fire