Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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    #521 pedagogy, Aug 9, 2010
    A man once asked Chuck Norris if it was true that he had cheated Death. Chuck Norris merely laughed and said "Fool! I am Death" and proceeded to roundhouse kick him mercilessly.

    When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
     
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    #522 pedagogy, Aug 9, 2010
    One day Chuck Norris went up to a supermarket cashier and stared at him. The cashier said, "Can I help you, sir?" Chuck said, "Okay". And ripped the man’s spine from his body. The moral of the story is: Don’t question Chuck Norris.
     
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    #523 pedagogy, Aug 9, 2010
    Niagra Falls, is not really a waterfall, It's just what happens when Chuck Norris gets done with a night of drinking.
     
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    #524 pedagogy, Aug 10, 2010
    Chuck Norris invented C++ after roundhouse kicking C - TWICE
     
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    #525 pedagogy, Aug 10, 2010
    Chuck Norris has the IP 0.0.0.0

    Chuck Norris CPU does not have a fan
     
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    #526 RawData, Aug 12, 2010
    I thought his IP was 256.256.256.256... :weight_lift2:
     
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    #527 pedagogy, Aug 13, 2010
    :roll1:

    Chuck Norris can run Windows Vista without it crashing...on a 286!
     
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    #528 pedagogy, Aug 13, 2010
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    Chuck Norris once made an egg lay a chicken

    Chuck Norris can make water cry
     
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    #529 pedagogy, Aug 13, 2010
    When the Oracle told Chuck Norris he wasn't the ONE, he laughed and roundhouse kicked her in the face
     
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    #530 pedagogy, Aug 27, 2010
    On several occasions Chuck Norris has been known to give random people whiplash from verbal assault
     
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    #531 pedagogy, Aug 27, 2010
    Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
     
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    #532 pedagogy, Aug 27, 2010
    The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
     
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    #533 BlackThought, Aug 30, 2010
    lol this is the best one yet

    Very original
     
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    #534 pedagogy, Sep 1, 2010
    Chuck Norris is the only person that can walk on the sun.
     
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    #535 pedagogy, Sep 1, 2010
    Chuck Norris is capable of squeezing orange juice with his bare hands….. out of an apple.
     
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    #536 RawData, Sep 2, 2010
    There's a downside on this. If Chuck Norris ever decides to actually do that, his awesome coolness will freeze the sun.
     
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    #537 DARKOR04, Sep 6, 2010
    Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience :)
     
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    #538 Red Squirrel, Sep 9, 2010
    Chuck Norris can kick your ass. But in Soviet Russia... Chuck Norris can still kick your ass.
     
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    #539 oemmn, Sep 10, 2010
    hahaah CN is my god!!
     
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    #540 pedagogy, Sep 10, 2010
    Chuck Norris had a steering contest with the sun and won.
     
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