Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. pedagogy

    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    Chuck Norris urine is the alternative propellant for the space shuttle
     
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    Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday.
     
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    Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe
     
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    Chuck Norris was asked to join the cast of The Expendables, but once Stallone offered Chuck the part.... he did a roundhouse kick, and said with a grin.. Sly you know as well as anyone.. Chuck Norris is not expendable.
     
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    Chuck Norris got a blow up doll pregnant.
     
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  6. tcntad

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    Now how the hell did he do that?
     
  7. RawData

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    Being Chuck Norris, all he had to do was look at the doll and smile. :biggrin:

    If you ask "why he did it", answer is simple: Because he (and only he) could.
     
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    Chuck Norris’s sperm is so fertile that a woman without ovaries, a uterus, or even a vagina is still guaranteed to become pregnant if she has sex with him.
     
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    Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap
     
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  10. tcntad

    tcntad MDL Guru

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    Hahza he and only he can..right :p
     
  11. JohnDoh

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    When a zombie bites into Chuck Norris, Chuck doesn't become a zombie, instead the zombie becomes another Chuck!
     
  12. tcntad

    tcntad MDL Guru

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    Thats impossible!

    There's only 1 Chuck Norris!
     
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    Perhaps the undead transforms into unChuck and roundhouse kicks itself into oblivion? :confused:
     
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    Chuck Norris can lift a chair while sitting on it.


    Chuck Norris' wet dreams are what we now know as tsunamis
     
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    Scientists created Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Vin Diesel, and Hulk Hogan by using urine samples from a toilet Chuck Norris once pi$$ed in.
     
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    Kansas public schools will offer a third alternative to teaching “evolution” and “intelligent design”…the “Chuck Norris let it happen” theory.
     
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    (Don't know if this ha been posted already, but I didn't find it)

    If Chuck Norris had performed in 300, the film would be called 1 :D
     
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    Chuck norris doesnt do drugs because no substance is strong enough to alter his mind
     
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    When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
     
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    Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf
     
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