Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ennio, Mar 24, 2010.
Chuck Norris doesnt call for the police they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can execute 64bit length instructions in a 32bit CPU
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris is the reason why nobody is perfect
Chuck Norris did the Moon Walk Under Water
Chuck Norris heard Einstein's Theory of Relativity and ruled it irrelivant
Chuck Norris can taste lies.
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Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
I heard it was within 5,000 miles.....lol
chuck norris only drives transformers
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Inverted nipples were caused by the rational fear of Chuck Norris- commonly known as Chuckphobia
Chuck Norris is my HERO!
Chuck Norris once kicked the tallest man on earth between his eyes and we now know his species as the cyclops
If Chuck Norris was a doctor, he would make cancer get sick.
Chuck Norris's karate rank is the same color of his soul, black
I saw chuck norris in a commercial on youtube, for a phonecompany i think, should be on youtube