Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. alextheg

    alextheg Super Moderator
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    Chuck Norris doesnt call for the police they call Chuck Norris. :D
     
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  2. pedagogy

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    Chuck Norris can execute 64bit length instructions in a 32bit CPU
     
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    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
     
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    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    Chuck Norris is the reason why nobody is perfect
     
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    Chuck Norris did the Moon Walk Under Water
     
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    Chuck Norris heard Einstein's Theory of Relativity and ruled it irrelivant
     
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    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    Chuck Norris can taste lies.
     
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    Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
     
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  9. DARKOR04

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    I heard it was within 5,000 miles.....lol
     
  10. alzz

    alzz MDL Novice

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    chuck norris only drives transformers :D
     
  11. alzz

    alzz MDL Novice

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    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
     
  12. alzz

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    Inverted nipples were caused by the rational fear of Chuck Norris- commonly known as Chuckphobia
     
  13. free0n

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    Chuck Norris is my HERO!
     
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    Chuck Norris once kicked the tallest man on earth between his eyes and we now know his species as the cyclops
     
  15. Red Squirrel

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    If Chuck Norris was a doctor, he would make cancer get sick.
     
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  16. Sliden

    Sliden MDL Junior Member

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    In Google:


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  17. pedagogy

    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    Chuck Norris's karate rank is the same color of his soul, black
     
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  18. tcntad

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    I saw chuck norris in a commercial on youtube, for a phonecompany i think, should be on youtube :p