Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. alextheg

    alextheg MDL Expert

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    #561 alextheg, Oct 20, 2010
    Chuck Norris doesnt call for the police they call Chuck Norris. :D
     
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    #562 pedagogy, Oct 21, 2010
    Chuck Norris can execute 64bit length instructions in a 32bit CPU
     
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    #563 pedagogy, Oct 21, 2010
    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.
     
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    #564 pedagogy, Oct 25, 2010
    Chuck Norris is the reason why nobody is perfect
     
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    #565 pedagogy, Oct 28, 2010
    Chuck Norris did the Moon Walk Under Water
     
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    #566 pedagogy, Oct 30, 2010
    Chuck Norris heard Einstein's Theory of Relativity and ruled it irrelivant
     
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    #567 pedagogy, Oct 31, 2010
    Chuck Norris can taste lies.
     
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  8. alzz

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    #569 pedagogy, Nov 10, 2010
    Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
     
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    #570 DARKOR04, Nov 10, 2010
    I heard it was within 5,000 miles.....lol
     
  11. alzz

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    #571 alzz, Nov 17, 2010
    chuck norris only drives transformers :D
     
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    #572 alzz, Nov 17, 2010
    When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
     
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    #573 alzz, Nov 17, 2010
    Inverted nipples were caused by the rational fear of Chuck Norris- commonly known as Chuckphobia
     
  14. free0n

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    #574 free0n, Dec 8, 2010
    Chuck Norris is my HERO!
     
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    #576 flare4000, Dec 22, 2010
    Chuck Norris once kicked the tallest man on earth between his eyes and we now know his species as the cyclops
     
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    #577 Red Squirrel, Dec 30, 2010
    If Chuck Norris was a doctor, he would make cancer get sick.
     
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    #578 Sliden, Dec 30, 2010
    In Google:


    :eek:
     
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    #579 pedagogy, Dec 31, 2010
    Chuck Norris's karate rank is the same color of his soul, black
     
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  20. tcntad

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    #580 tcntad, Dec 31, 2010
    I saw chuck norris in a commercial on youtube, for a phonecompany i think, should be on youtube :p
     
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