it was once thought that Chuck Norris never lies, until he said that Chuck Norris facts arent actually true
On March 10, 2010, Chuck Norris's 70th birthday. As he blew out the candles on his birthday cake, coincidently there were 70 forest fires in California and surrounding states.
when life gives Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice...then punches life in the f**king throat..Chuck hates lemons
The recent financial debacle was not due subprime mortgage lending and the housing bubble bursting. The real reason was Chuck Norris stopped lending to banks.
Chuck Norris can inseminate millions of women, just by spanking his monkey! The rotation of the Earth was actually started by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
When chuck norris hunts any type of game bird, he doesnt need a shotgun. He prefers to throw handfuls of gravel instead. One time while hunting deer, chuck norris made a kill shot from 300 yards. No big deal u say? his weapon of choice was a squirt gun.
Chuck Norris once composed an unfunny Chuck Norris fact. No one laughed. He killed everyone. You are reading that fact now. The only reason the world will end is because, Chuck Norris will retire. The comma was formed when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the fullstop which tried to make him stop his sentence. Needless to say, there are no fullstops in Chuck Norris' world.