Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. cors

    cors MDL Novice

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    toilet paper!!! :eek::eek:
     
  2. DARKOR04

    DARKOR04 MDL Tester/Developer

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    #603 DARKOR04, Jun 8, 2012
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    Bam!
     
  3. RawData

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  5. RawData

    RawData MDL Member

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    #606 RawData, Dec 22, 2013
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  6. maddin_1990

    maddin_1990 MDL Novice

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    Chuck Norris plays ps4 with a xbox controller
     
  7. buddy

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    Chuck Norris Your favourite

    Go to Google homepage, type in Chuck Norris and click im feeling lucky, its hilarious.
    Edit: Darn they toke it off, mah bad.
     
  8. beebull

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    [h=2]Chuck Norris is good person[/h]
     
  9. log1cman

    log1cman MDL Novice

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    Norris is the best!
     
  10. John Sutherland

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    Q: Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
    A: To kick your ass.

    Knock-knock.
    Who's there?
    Chuck.
    Chuck who?
    Open the door before I kick your ass.

    Q: How many Chuck Norris's does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: None. He can kick your ass in the dark.
     
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  11. RawData

    RawData MDL Member

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    This is Sahara just after Chuck Norris left. Nowadays sand has fully taken over.
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  12. turmune

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    Agree with that!!!
     
  13. Mutagen

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    My favorite is the movie where he changes from an obnoxious narcissist to a humble human being - oh wait, they haven't produced that.

    "Walter, Texas Stranger"
     
  14. Kapt Blasto

    Kapt Blasto MDL Novice

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    #615 Kapt Blasto, Dec 29, 2015
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    Ah-nuld went to the Urologist complaing about a reocurring problem:

    "Doc.....every time I go to the little Tuh-minater's woom....it's always de same thing! I pull down my pantz, I sit on the pawtie...and then.....
    ....five widdle fahts, and two sqvurts...
    and then........five more viddle fahts, and two sqvurts...
    and then............five MORE widdle fahts, and then two mohr sqvurts...
    and then evey starts flowing like I was eating a whole bottle a Meta-Moo-shil.....
    and then, it's back to the five fahts, and two sqvrts AGAIN.....
    and then I'm done.....DOC! Whut's wrong with me?"

    "Hmmmm......so....how's that go again?"

    "Uhm....ok.....Poot Poot Poot, Poot Poot PSS PSS! Poot Poot Poot, Poot Poot PSS PSS....Doo doo DOOOOOOOOO, Dooooooooooo doooooooooo.....Poot Poot Poot, Poot Poot PSS PSS.....just like THAT!"

    Well, the doc looked ahnuld over, and then scribbled something down on a card, then looked at him again....and scribbled some more down....and then handed ahnuld the card.....

    "Doc, this isn't a referral to a surgeon....it's "Chuck Norris Auto Repair"...."

    That's right, you don't need a doctor.....you need a Mechanic.....Chuck uses ONLY Genuine GM Parts!"

    "But Doc...........I'm an import!"

    "Not after Chuck Norris Gets done with ya!"
     
  15. Meat[On]A[Stick]

    Meat[On]A[Stick] MDL Junior Member

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    @Kapt: Keep your day job.
     
  16. Michaela Joy

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    @Meat: He works at night... :D
     
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  17. xkwas

    xkwas MDL Novice

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    Chuck Norris can divide by zero (0) !!!!!
     
  18. Tosko

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    O god, I have this whatsapp group with colleagues and they once went on chuck norris tour. Attached you can find a few examples. Let me know if you guys want more :lol:
     

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  19. Kapt Blasto

    Kapt Blasto MDL Novice

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    BUT WAIT! How do YOU know I work at night?