Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

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  1. pedagogy

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    #61 pedagogy, Mar 29, 2010
    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
    Chuck Norris can program a MAC with excel macros
    Chuck Norris rips CD's with his hands
     
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  2. anemeros

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    #62 anemeros, Mar 29, 2010
    Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
     
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    #63 anemeros, Mar 29, 2010
    If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
     
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    #64 pedagogy, Mar 29, 2010
    Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
     
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    #65 anemeros, Mar 29, 2010
    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there, in which case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
     
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    #66 anemeros, Mar 29, 2010
    If you look at the fine print in the Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
     
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    #67 pedagogy, Mar 29, 2010
    Chuck Norris can drown a fish
     
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    #68 anemeros, Mar 29, 2010
    Chuck Norris can fold a Ritz cracker in half without breaking it.
     
  9. ennio

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    #69 ennio, Mar 29, 2010 (OP)
    Man, this one deserves 1+ rep. Great one.
     
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    #70 ennio, Mar 29, 2010
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    Would like to give you +1 rep for this, but I can't. Sorry.
     
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    #71 pedagogy, Mar 29, 2010
    They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.
     
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    #72 ennio, Mar 30, 2010 (OP)
    Jesus can walk on the water, but Chuck Norris can swim on the land. :D
     
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    #73 ennio, Mar 30, 2010 (OP)
    Chuck Norris doesn't turn off the light, he turns the dark ON. LOL :D
     
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    #74 Smorgan, Mar 31, 2010
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands....
    Now they are simply known as the Islands....

    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer...
    Too bad he hasn't cried ever...

    I got a laugh out of this lol...
     
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    #75 pkaji123, Mar 31, 2010
    Very funny ha! ha!
    +1..
     
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    #76 pkaji123, Mar 31, 2010
    Chuck Norris once held his s**t for three days. His defacation is now known as the Rocky Mountains.
     
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    #77 pkaji123, Mar 31, 2010
    "The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. "
     
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    #78 pkaji123, Mar 31, 2010
    "Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. "

    "Chuck Norris tells black jokes without looking over his shoulder "
     
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    #79 pkaji123, Mar 31, 2010
    "If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live. "
     
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    #80 pkaji123, Mar 31, 2010
    "The President has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone "

    "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "
     
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