Chuck Norris - Your favourite !

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ennio, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. pkaji123

    pkaji123 MDL Addicted

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    really funny..
    +1,you really deserve it..
     
  2. dareckibmw

    dareckibmw MDL Expert

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    Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error.
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    Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad.
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    Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard.
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    Two words: Brute Force.
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    Chuck Norris’s keyboard has the "Any key". :D
     
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  3. ennio

    ennio Guest

    This one is good. Sorry for the rep.
     
  4. ennio

    ennio Guest

    The "Any key" is the best. Sorry for the rep, too.
     
  5. johnalvin

    johnalvin MDL Bios Modder

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    The MATRIX was originally designed to have Chuck Norris , but when they load him inside, the MARTIX got BSOD!
     
  6. anemeros

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    Chuck Norris can actually find where a rainbow ends, and he's been known to kill a few leprechauns along the way... not for their gold, but for the pure enjoyment of killing those mischievous little degenerate fairies!
     
  7. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #107 ennio, Apr 1, 2010
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    Strong, but good.
    And again
    We must wait for the "Thank You" mode.
     
  8. ennio

    ennio Guest

    Chuck Norris hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. :D
     
  9. ennio

    ennio Guest

    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, there is no reflection, because there can never exist two Chucks at the same time.
     
  10. anemeros

    anemeros MDL Developer

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    Okay, I'll keep it nice:

    "Chuck Norris can actually find where a rainbow ends, and he's been known to kill a few leprechauns along the way... not for their gold, but for the pure enjoyment of killing."
     
  11. pedagogy

    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.

    The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
     
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  12. pedagogy

    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square

    Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
     
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  13. Smorgan

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    What is the answer to everything and life as we know it???
    Some say 42 which is incorrect...
    The obvious answer is that Chuck Norris' Round house kick fixes everything...
     
  14. ennio

    ennio Guest

    Better. :D
     
  15. ennio

    ennio Guest

    There is no such thing as "Global Warming".
    Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the Sun up. :D :D
     
  16. pedagogy

    pedagogy Chit Chatter

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    The band Disturbed used to be called I'm Fine until they saw Chuck Norris
     
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  17. anemeros

    anemeros MDL Developer

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    It would be nice if people read or searched the thread before posting, so as not to give a duplicate Chuck Norris fact.
     
  18. ancestor(v)

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    Facts about Chuck Norris can't exist twice it's just that in context with Chuck Norris there is truth² ;)
     
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  19. ennio

    ennio Guest

    #119 ennio, Apr 3, 2010
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    I started this tread with the wish to give one good Chuck Norris fact per post. I must ask to forgive me if I had any duplicated posts, because I have a user here on ignored list, so I can't check every post.
     
  20. ennio

    ennio Guest

    The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the :D Chuck Norris! :D