Chuck Norris never gets the page cannot be displayed error. ---------------- Chuck Norris can paste pics in Notepad. ---------------- Chuck Norris has an Intel CPU on an AMD motherboard. ---------------- Two words: Brute Force. ---------------- Chuck Norris’s keyboard has the "Any key".
The MATRIX was originally designed to have Chuck Norris , but when they load him inside, the MARTIX got BSOD!
Chuck Norris can actually find where a rainbow ends, and he's been known to kill a few leprechauns along the way... not for their gold, but for the pure enjoyment of killing those mischievous little degenerate fairies!
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, there is no reflection, because there can never exist two Chucks at the same time.
Okay, I'll keep it nice: "Chuck Norris can actually find where a rainbow ends, and he's been known to kill a few leprechauns along the way... not for their gold, but for the pure enjoyment of killing."
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
What is the answer to everything and life as we know it??? Some say 42 which is incorrect... The obvious answer is that Chuck Norris' Round house kick fixes everything...
It would be nice if people read or searched the thread before posting, so as not to give a duplicate Chuck Norris fact.
Facts about Chuck Norris can't exist twice it's just that in context with Chuck Norris there is truth²
I started this tread with the wish to give one good Chuck Norris fact per post. I must ask to forgive me if I had any duplicated posts, because I have a user here on ignored list, so I can't check every post.