According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Thanks Canouna. Chuck Norris was turning blue when he was born. The doctors turned him upside down and slapped his butt. Chuck Norris, the first infant to successfully perform a roundhouse kick.
Mr. T, Arnold Schwarzeneger, and Chuck Norris are standing in front of God. God says to them,"I have call you three here because you are the greatest Action Stars the world has ever known and I have a place for the best one of you at my right hand. You must prove to me whom of you it shall be." Mr. T steps forward and says "I pity the fool who doesn't let me sit at His right hand." God tells him that he was not good enough and sends Mr. T to hell. Arnold steps up and says "I was in Predator, Commando, and The Terminator. You must choose the Governator!" God tells him it wasn't good enough and sends Arnold to hell. God then turns to Chuck Norris and asks "Why should you sit beside me?" Chuck quickly proceeds to roundhouse kick God in the face and says "Get out of my seat while I'm still in a good mood."
-Once the South Park invited Chuck Norris as a special appearance, who killed Kenny. The cartoon series ended...... -If you want to send Chuck Norris a letter, just write "Chuck Norris" on the envelope and drop it in any mailbox. Don't worry; he'll get it. -Chuck Norris invented the Internet; not Al Gore. In fact, he got a roundhouse kick in the testicles for saying that he did.
-The truth about Osama Bin Laden is that he is actually hiding from Chuck Norris. You would too if you called him Charles. D) -The only reason the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going is because it knows Chuck Norris is after it.
When Chuck Norris found this web-site while surfing the internet, he round house kicked his computer…10 new facts were added instantly.including this one
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident
Chuck Norris can kick start a car Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident….and still managed to walk it off.
The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second Chuck Norris doesn’t make threats…he sees into the future.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those “some people” are now dead.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.