reminds me of a passage in one of lewis blacks books, when he and a friend were touring europe and a french hotel manager, when asked where the lavatory was, showed them a bidet. this led lew to learn a major life lesson, and i quote, "one doesnt crap in a bidet when one has to clean it up".
MJ's video above reminds me of yet another famous quote: In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. (Mark Twain)