Have you ever pirated something?

I don't count what I download..
But I think Holy Pirate for me..

 

Billions of big busty bimbos : means that you need a new scale and the piracy is in the millions, which includes orbital strikes on the UN etc.

 

We're only stopping at HOT TAMALE!?

If so, then I fall under that category. Otherwise I'd be somewhere between SOLAR FLAIR or NUCLEAR REACTOR. Or maybe just a Black Hole of downloads.

 

one time i was in a canoe about to go night fishing with a friend and went across the lake and got in someones jonboat to fish due to it being flat and no tipping but we returned it later that night.. yah ive pirated but honnest pirating only

i dunno who was the captain.. me or him

Terminators do exist.. they build them in japan

 

I pirated Windows 2000 source code...

Spoiler

Code:

/*  Source Code to Windows 2000   */
 
           #include "win31.h"
           #include "win95.h"
           #include "win98.h"
           #include "workst~1.h"
           #include "evenmore.h"
           #include "oldstuff.h"
           #include "billrulz.h"
           #include "monopoly.h"
           #define INSTALL = HARD
 
           char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
           void main()
           {
               while(!CRASHED)
               {
                   display_copyright_message();
                   display_bill_rules_message();
                   do_nothing_loop();
                   if (first_time_installation)
                   {
                       make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                       make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
                       disable_Netscape();
                       disable_RealPlayer();
                       disable_Lotus_Products();
                       hang_system();
                   }
 
                   write_something(anything);
                   display_copyright_message();
                   do_nothing_loop();
                   do_some_stuff();
 
                   if (still_not_crashed)
                   {
                       display_copyright_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       basically_run_windows_3.1();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                   }
               }
 
               if (detect_cache())
                   disable_cache();
 
               if (fast_cpu())
               {
                    set_wait_states(lots);
                    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
               }
 
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1");    */
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");   */
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95");     */
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98");     */
               /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
               printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
 
               if (system_ok())
                   crash(to_dos_prompt)
               else
                   system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
 
               while(something)
               {
                   sleep(5);
                   get_user_input();
                   sleep(5);
                   act_on_user_input();
                   sleep(5);
               }
               create_general_protection_fault();
           }

 

find it with your new FTP searchs?

 

Black Hole of Bimbos.. have downloaded s**tload of mp3's and movies and games and software since 1998.

 

Arr! I not download usually via torrent.

 

I am downloading illegal software,music and videos since 2010.

 

Terminators are real!

I used several copies of Windows XP (Used to), 7, Office 2007, 2010, 2013, Adobe CS4 to CS6, Visual Studio 2005, 2008, 2012, SQL Server 2008, Diskeeper 2009 / 2011 all pirated....

Not to mention other minor stuffs like UltraISO and music / movie copies etc.....

Almost everything that is not freeware / open source, I use a crack for it.

 

I've never ever pirated anything.

I've just "tested some unofficial versions", so... bend over, multiverse?

When I search software for certain purpose, I try quite a few of them.
How else I'm supposed to find best for my usage... erm, I mean to buy?

Nowadays it's much easier to find software to test. It was not always so...