A biker walks into a chemist shop and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he spoke to said she was the only pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the shop. There were no males employed in the shop. She asked if she could help. The biker said it was a matter he would be more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The woman assured him that she was completely professional and whatever he wished to discuss she would treat with the highest level of professionalism. The biker agreed and began by saying this is tough for me to discuss but I have a permanent erection and was wondering if you could give me something for it. The pharmacist said, just wait a minute, I'll talk to my sister. When she returns she said, we discussed your problem at length and the absolute best we can do is: 1. 1/3 ownership of the shop. 2. A company car. 3. 5 home cooked meals a week and 4. $4,000 a month living expenses.