that is a good one a Jewish fella & Asian fella have some drinks in a bar a Jewish fella punch the Asian in the face.. he fall on the ground .. the Asian say … what is that for ? he response … for pearl harbor … the Asian return in return .. I'm Chinese … that was Japanese he say Japanese, Chinese same differences they continue to drink more beers a Asian fella punch the Jewish in the face.. he fall on the ground .. he say .. what that for … he response … that was for the titanic he return … that was an Iceberg the Asian fella return him … Iceberg, Steinberg, Spielberg … same differences
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo. The place is absolutelypacked to the rafters. Stevie, in a bid to break the ice with his new audience, asks if anyone would like him to play a request..A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice;"Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"Amazed that this guy knows about Stevie"s varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for 10 minutes. When he finishes the whole place goes wild. The little old man jumps up again and shouts;"No! Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"A bit pee"d off by this, Stevie - being the professional that he is - dives straight into a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place apart. The crowd goes wild with this impromptu show of his technical expertise. The little old man then jumps up again;"No! Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"Well and truly pee"d off that this little guy doesn"t seem to appreciate his playing ability, Stevie says to him from the stage;"Christ, how about you get up here and do it?!"To his amazement, the litte old man climbs up onto the stage and grabs the microphone out of Stevie"s hands. As the crowd falls silent, he clears his throat and belts out;"A jazz chord to say I ruv you!"
I can't stand those people who hate football but still go along to games to deliberately cause trouble and ruin them for everybody else...................................... "Bloody referees".......!!!
The Pope is having some work done in the vatican. As he is passing one of the carpenters Ackie Manson from Thurso hits his thumb with a hammer "Fecking Hell!" he cries. The pope is horrified and tells the carpenter "My son, this is the house of God, such profanities are not appropriate here. If you have hurt yourself in some way you should offer your prayer to our lord Jesus and he will give you relief from your suffering" Next day as the Pope is passing the same carpenter chops off his fingers with a saw. "Oh my God! Sweet Jesus please help me now!" says the carpenter. With that the fingers levitate themselves and re-attach themselves to the poor carpenter's hand, all the blood disappears and the carpenter wiggles his fingers, "Fecking Hell" says the pope.
Stupidity is not age specific, gender specific, or racially motivated. It is simply and very clearly the pre-disposition or intended act of not learning or not being willing to learn. Ignorance is not having the ability to learn. Stupidity is knowing better and doing it anyway