I knew that south park was having dark absurd jokes that gen z can't accept anymore I watch all the episodes. I didn't knew family guy is such serious too They don't give any f black white disabled Muslim Jews christian Jerusalem lghb gay abortion ..even Holocaust and African slavery They joke on every topic you can find .. This is so hilarious.. About south park .. I remember one day they make 2 episode About someone.. This 2 episode later got deleted They got a death threads .. wtf .. Only people born before the 2000.. Can still enjoy this .. today ..
When a man is near the end of his life, he rests a lot, becomes very lethargic and loses all interest in sexual activity. This is the same with a women except the changes take place earlier, usually just after the honeymoon
John bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, a friend inquired how she was doing with it."Oh," said John, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet." "How come?" asked the friend. "Well," John answered, "because with a clarinet she can't sing."
A woman bumped into an old friend who asked her how her marriage was going. "It's terrible", she said. "He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his filthy clothes lying all over the house. He makes me so sick I can barely eat." "Why don't you leave him?" "I will but I want to lose a few more pounds
After another row between us my wife broke the silence by saying, "This isn't working, is it?" It was like a huge weight had been lifted of me and I turned to her and said, "Thank God you feel the same way! The thought of living in a loveless marriage for another 20 years was overwhelming me. I'll get the divorce proceedings kicked off first thing in the morning." As tears welled up in her eyes, she replied, "I was talking about the microwave."
When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.' When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while. When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of Beer. I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.
A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" The man looked around but couldn't see where the voice was coming from, so he went back to his beer. A minute later, he heard the same soft voice say "You're a handsome man!" The man looked around, but still couldn't see where the voice was coming from. When he went back to his beer, the voice said again "What a stud you are!" The man was so baffled by this that he asked the bartender what was going on. The bartender said "Oh, it's the nuts they're complimentary.
Joe, the fisherman, had driven by the lake many times and had seen some other anglers about, so he decided to give his luck a try. On his first day of fishing he had no luck at all but noticed that another fisherman near him that was scooping in one after another. He had to know The Secret. "Excuse me sir, but would you mind telling me what sort of bait you are using?" he asked. The other man looked around a bit embarrassed. "Well, I am a surgeon, and quite by accident I found that human tonsil works very well." Joe thanked the man, thought about what sort of bait to try next time, and left. The next day, Joe returned to the lake, tried a different bait and still had no luck. Just as the day before, there was yet a different man reeling in fish after fish. "Excuse me," asked Joe, "but could you suggest a bait that I could try?" "Well, I can but I am not sure it will do you any good. I am using a bit of human appendix." "Hmm," thought Joe. It seemed that the fish in this lake would require a little more effort than normal. He left, willing to give the lake one more try. On the third day, Joe still had no luck. As was usual, there was yet another man near him bringing in fish left and right. Joe wanted to confirm what he already knew. "Excuse me sir, but are you a doctor?" "No, I am a Rabbi."
A guy was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.. It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on Science & Nature. The question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' He thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it switched on or off?'
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter's office: There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation. "Oh, come on, quit joking." Snickered one. "You didn't really do that, did you?" "You would never get through basic training." Scoffed another. The new recruit looked to his mother for help, but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, she simply asked.... "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?"