Full family with non binary / alien mixed children This is dark joke ... Don't take it in a wrong way ( Stop being too sensitive.. you will die before 80 .. and lost all fun in life ) Stop take everything seriously..
My you are a sensitive person, you have never complained about blonds and all other unfortunates having the piss taken out of them. Loosen up
I think blonde jokes more accepted than **** jokes And ****** jokes ... Just remember episode 200 201 of ... People today in 2023 are soft .. No hope for human ... In year 2040 ... Blonde jokes maybe be illegal who knows I hide this words in **** so people will not have reason to complain I talk the P word.. And if you smart you will understand..
My car broke down in Scotland. A bloke pulled up and started to look under the bonnet, "Are you a mechanic?" I asked "No" he replied "I'm a MacTavish" I asked "What's your Occupation?" "A chiropodist" he replied "Great" I said "Can you give me a toe?"
Woke means "alert to racial prejudice and discrimination." I am woke (as everyone should be) and very proud of it.
A Wyoming Rancher The Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to the Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true method of shooting or trapping the predators, the Sierra Club had a "more humane" solution to this issue. What they were proposing was for the animals to be captured alive. The males would then be castrated and let loose again. This was ACTUALLY proposed by the Sierra Club and by the U.S. Forest Service. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally an old fellow wearing a big cowboy hat in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand our problem here. These coyotes ain't f-in' our sheep; they're eatin' 'em!" The meeting never really got back to order.
During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, an primary school teacher, asked her class to describe their mothers. One boy described his mother’s hair as auburn. Impressed by his sophisticated word choice, my friend asked, “How do you know her hair color is auburn?” Her student replied, “Because that’s what it says on the box.”
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, "My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed." The second kid replies,"Yeah? Well, that's nothing. My dad is so scared that when my mom has to work the nightshift, he sleeps with the lady next door."
Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel and one day, he looked down from the scaffolding to see a solitary old woman kneeling in a pew, praying. Since the woman could not see him, Michelangelo decided to have a little fun, and he called out, "I am Jesus Christ, hear me!" The woman did not look up, and continued praying. So, Michelangelo said, even louder, "I am Jesus Christ, Son of God, obey me!" Still the woman did not budge. So, Michelangelo shouted at the top of his lungs, "I am Jesus Christ, hear my word!" The old woman finally turned to look up, and held up her rosary, saying, "Shut up! I'm talking to your mother!"
A Japanese man hailed a cab and told the driver to take him to the airport. During the journey, a Nissan drove past the taxi. The Japanese man said to the driver "Nissan, very fast! Made in Japan!" After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man told the driver "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!" And then a Mitsubishi overtook the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese said to the driver "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!" The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi got to the airport. The fare was over £300. The Japanese exclaimed, "Why so expensive?" The driver said "Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!"