My uncle had 2 wooden legs he had just spent all his money on a new house unfortunately there was a fire just after he moved in luckily the fire brigade saved the house But my uncle was burnt to the ground
Three guys travel to Saudi Arabia and get lost. They walk into a tent that they think was the one they rented, but actually belongs to a prince with 3 hot wives. The prince comes home and thinks his wives are cheating on him. As a punishment, he tells them that their male member will have to be cut off in some way relating to their occupation. He asks the first guy what his job was. “I'm an employee at the shooting range,” he replies. “Then we'll shoot your tool off!” the prince says. “I'm a fireman,” the second guy says. “Then we'll burn your needle off!” says the prince. The third guy smiles and says, “I'm a lollipop salesman.
I was in graveyard on my knees with my arms round a headstone, crying a why? Why? Why did you die somebody stopped and said are you OK, was it a relative? No I said A good friend? No I said A lover they said No I said, it's the wife's first husband
Young Mr. Thibodeaux met an older woman at City Bar last Saturday night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and he found himself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. They drank a couple of beers, and she asked Thibodeaux if he'd ever had a Louisiana Sportsman's Double? "What's that?" he asked the attractive older woman. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. As Thibodeaux's mind began to race and embrace the idea, and he wondered what her daughter might look like, and he said nervously, "No ma'am, I haven't." They drank a bit more, then she said with a wink and a smile, "Well mon cher, tonight's your lucky night !!!" They went back to her place. They walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom . . . you still awake?"