Doctors advice The 92-year old farmer came to the doctor to get his half-yearly test results. The doctor said, “Well, given your age, I think you are doing very well, indeed. Come back in 6 months for the next check-up. By the way, do you have any questions? The farmer answered, “No, Doc, but I have an announcement. I am getting married again!” The doctor said, “Well, congratulations! Do I know the bride? “No Doc,” the farmer answered, “but she is the most beautiful 24-year old you have ever seen. Oh, Oh”, thought the doctor, “the stupid old fool. Maybe I should give him a bit of a hint” and the doctor said, “Well, you are very busy on that farm of yours. Why don’t you hire a young and strong farm-hand to keep your wife company? ”“ Mmmmhhh”, said the farmer, “I think that is an excellent idea, doc! I will follow up on your suggestion. ”Six months later the farmer was back for his check-up and, as usual, all was fine given his age.“ Any questions?”, asked the doctor. “No, doc.” said the farmer, “But I have an announcement! My wife is pregnant!!!”“ Oh … Oh,” thought the doctor, “the old fool!” Trying to get some realism into the farmers mind the doctor asked:” And how is the farm hand? ”The farmer replied “Oh, she’s pregnant too.”
Two old ladies sitting in church. One leans over and whispers to the other "my butt is going to sleep." "The other replies, "I know I have heard it snore three times."
An old farmer, deaf as a doorknob, goes to a doctor for his first ever checkup accompanied by his wife. Having finished the doctor asks the old farmer for a sample of his urine and his stool. " I can't hear you!" the farmer shouts. " I need a sample of your urine and stool!" the doctor yells back. Exasperated the farmer looks to his wife and asks what the doctor wants. "He wants your underwear" was the reply.