A guy living alone, decided one day that his life would be less monotonous with a critter, to keep him company. Then he went into a pet store and asked what ' there were as unusual animal. After a while, he decided that the ideal would be a thousand legs... It is true, a critter with 1000 feet, it's really common, no? Therefore, he carried his thousand legs into a small white with leaves and cotton box, that he was careful to place in a quiet area, away from heat. It is said that the best thing to do to celebrate his arrival, would be to take her to a bar to drink a small Moss. Then he asked his thousand-legged: "you want to go to Janine with me, to grab a beer?" But no answer... what annoyed him a bit! He waited a bit, then realise "good then you come with me have a beer at Janine!" But still no reply... He waited a little, wondering why his thousand small legs did not! Already well annoyed he revived BROTHEL TU VIENS BOIRE a foam Yes or s**t? And suddenly a voice out of the box is finely came and said to him: "f**king but closes the, I understood" "I PUT MY SHOES."
If a blond and a brunette jumped off the top of a 10m tall building, who'd fall and...die...first? the answer is the brunette would die first. Why? Because the blond stopped and asked for directions (which way is down)
I got this off of GoodRiddlesNow.com Joke: Yo mama's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.