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  1. WIKIMACK

    WIKIMACK MDL Expert

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    #983 kn_andre, Nov 25, 2014
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    A Perfect Example of how a Good Owner cares for his Donkey is by carrying it along on a Truck when the Animal is Tired ... :worthy::worthy:


    P.S. I wanted to Quote @WIKIMACK's Funny Donkey Picture on page 98 but i was not able to do so because i apparently had 14 post and it Landed here .. Seems i need 20 Posts before i can be able to quote Posts from Others...:(
     
  3. Swervage

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    A 30-year-old man and woman are lying in bed after making love. The woman lays on her side of the bed and rests.

    The man goes to his side of the bed and says to himself, "Man oh man, I finally did it! I'm no longer a virgin."

    The woman overhears him talking to himself and asks, "Are you saying you lost your virginity to me?"

    "Well," the guy explains, "I always wanted to wait and give the woman I love my virginity."

    Astounded, the woman replies, "So you really love me?"

    "No," the guy says. "I just got sick of waiting."
     
  4. SwampFox56

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    Do you know what Captain Kirk and Toilet Paper both have in common? They both go to Uranus and fight 'Kling-ons' :laie:
     
  5. kn_andre

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    @Alphawaves i think you are right. I watched the Grammy Nominations Live Concert and i must say Sam Smith's Voice was all over the Place... Maybe it was Jitters or Something Else, but his Performance was Definitely Below Par... if that Performance is taking into Account, then am sorry to say that Come the Grammys Next Year - he will Not Win in those Categories which he was Nominated in ... Felt Really Sorry for the Bloke... Cheers...
     
  6. WIKIMACK

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    #990 WIKIMACK, Dec 21, 2014
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    #991 Forever, Dec 21, 2014
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  8. jime1

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    See you Guys Next Year......:weep:

    :D:D:D
     
  9. Forever

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    All are one, its just what you believe in.....
     
  10. Forever

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    Get well Soon :empathy3:
     
  11. R29k

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    10 Facts About You:
    1. You're reading this now.
    2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact.
    4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3.
    5. You're checking now.
    6. You're smiling.
    7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid.
    9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8.
    10.You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
    11. You're enjoying this.
    12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.
     
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    A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"
     
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    On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,'" and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!," St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
     
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  14. WIKIMACK

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  15. SlimRock

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    A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man and tells the driver.
    "Do you want to Earn N50,000 right away?"
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    The driver excitedly says what do I have to do?
    "Bring my wife by the hair out of that hotel, here's a picture of her."
    After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair,
    while kicking and beating her and puts her in the Taxi.

    The husband says to him, " This is not my wife"

    The driver replied "Nooooo , this is mine, hold her for me, let me go and get yours please" :haha: