A travelling salesman spies a road house, and decides to rent a woman for the night. He goes inside and says to the madam "I'd like your worst women for the night" The Madam says: "Sir, All of our women here are top notch, trained in the art of satisfying a man!" He says: "Here's $1000. I want the worst one!" She says: "For $1000, you can get the best one!" He says: "I'm not horny, I'm just homesick" :MJ