Centuries in the future and an Alien race tries to invade earth. After several unsuccessful direct attempts - they decide to use stealth. They develop a virus that infects men - the main fighting force. The virus seals the urethra, causing men to die in their millions of a bladder infections and silent, but painful explosions. Eventually, though, a leader comes forth named Mo and contacts the aliens. Mo's says "Let my Pee-hole go!"
I stole this joke from my 5yo neighbor. Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because they would sneeze in pepperwater.
Q: What has 4 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck. Q: Why was Abraham Lincoln buried on a hill? A: Because He was dead. Q: What would Bach be doing if He was alive today? A: Scratching at the inside of his coffin.