jokes part 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by azrul, Apr 2, 2009.

  1. azrul

    azrul MDL Junior Member

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    MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*

    Interviewer: 'What is your birth date?'
    Muthu : '14th October.'
    Interviewer : 'Which year?'
    Muthu : 'Every year.'
    *****

    *MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*

    The Manager asked Muthu at an interview... .
    'Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?'
    Muthu replied: 'P-O-S-T-B-O- X.'
    *****
    *MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
    After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, 'Do I look like a foreigner?'
    Wife: 'No! Why?'
    Muthu : 'In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'. . that's why.'
    Wife : ?????????
    *****

    *MUTHU & TOURIST*
    A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his village...
    Muthu said, 'No sir, only babies were born here.'
    *****

    *MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
    Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and told it to 'WALK! WALK!'
    The cockroach walked. Then he cut off it's second leg and told the same. The cockroach walked.
    Then he cut off the third leg and did the same.
    Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
    But the cockroach didn't walk.
    Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, 'I found it. If we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.'
    *****

    *MUTHU & DRIVER*
    When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted the mirror.
    Muthu shouted, 'You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit in the back. I will drive.'
    *****

    *MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
    Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin.
    Then when he had finished, he started washing the basin.
    Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing.
    Muthu pointed towards the signboard

    '* WASH BASIN * '
    *****

    *MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
    Interviewer : 'Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's on fire. How will you escape?'
    Muthu: 'It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination. '
    *****
     
  2. izh34

    izh34 MDL Member

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    I wondering whether this is origanally from you, or you taken it somewhere else and put it in here.
     
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  3. azrul

    azrul MDL Junior Member

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    its from my email..
     
  4. izh34

    izh34 MDL Member

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    I'm just curios that's all. Anyway...nice jokes...I seems to like it..lol
     
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  5. kn_andre

    kn_andre MDL Novice

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    Some Jokes Don't really get Old ... If it is Funny it will continue to make people Laugh every time they Hear it.. One doesn't have to be the Original Owner of a joke before they can share it.. The point is to share something we think is Funny enough to put a Smile on Other People's Faces.. And this really made me Laugh ... :biggrin::biggrin: :worthy::worthy: