A very loyal maid answers phone. Man says, "Can I speak to my wife?" Maid says, "Sorry Sir you can't, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend." Fuming mad he's says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both." Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok." SHOTS FIRED!.. later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?" He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home." She says, "We don't have a pool." Short silence....He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"