"We are from windows! and your spreading viruses!! I have fun with those people. They sound like they are mostly from India, and tell me that they are from windows, I asked Microsoft? and he stated no, only windows! Tells me I have terrible viruses that they can tell from the servers , This is when I toy with them, pretending not to hear him, Make the guy repeat things over and over until he hands me over to someone else and he explains how to open event viewer to show me all my errors but I accidentally close it out because I lie to him about not seeing anything but a blank page on my screen, again I do not hear the command line he gives me and type it wrong to open the event viewer. I try to keep them as busy as I can for as long as I can because I figure if they are wasting their time with me, that's means these scum bags are not calling someone more vulnerable. Usually after about a half hour or so they just hang up on me Edit: "Windows" only called me twice this year, but I doubt if they will call me again for a while