If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you're misinformed. Mark Twain
"'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'" --a follow-up Tweet by Sarah Palin, proudly mistaking her illiteracy for literary genius, July 18, 2010
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
Friends r not a game 2 play, Friends r not just a word 2 say, Friends do not start in March & end in May, Friends mean 2morrow, yesterday, today & everyday.
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road." Henry Ward Beecher
"The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important." - Milo Bloom
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. (Albert Einstein)
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. HST
"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS" - Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together . - Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends. - Kiss on the Hand: I adore you. - Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now. - Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect. - Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen, from To Love and Be Loved