Tech Support for Wife 1.0

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  1. freddie-o

    freddie-o MDL Addicted

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    Subject: Upgrade problem

    Dear Software Engineer,

    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance ‘n’ Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

    I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error “General protection Fault in module House Security. The UN-installation will abort.” Can you help me, please!!!

    Regards,
    Desperate User

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    Reply: From Tech. Support
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    Upgrade problem

    Dear User,

    This is a very common problem many male users complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support” which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0.

    I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\> APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.

    Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

    Best of luck,
    Tech Support
     
  2. rayleigh_otter

    rayleigh_otter MDL Expert

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    Be very careful because Wife 1.0 installs Mother In Law 1.0 and that is a virus that you can only get rid of it by uninstalling Wife 1.0.
     
  3. rayleigh_otter

    rayleigh_otter MDL Expert

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    #3 rayleigh_otter, Jan 22, 2019
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    Every version of Wife installs Mother in Law. Wife becomes very expensive when you uninstall the current version you have so here are some tips.

    Install Cat or Dog, they need a lot of care and attention but the rewards are worth it. They will give you reliable service.
    Install Lads Nights and schedule it to run as needed, 2 or 3 nights a week.
    Install a newer version of New Girlfriend Every Week but make sure your hardware is very well maintained.
    If a newer version of New girlfriend Every Week isnt availible install Fleshlight 5, it has some of the advantages of Wife and doesnt install any malware or viruses. Install Cat or Dog at the same time along with New Girlfriend Every Week and you will never need to install Wife again.
     
  4. Joe C

    Joe C MDL Guru

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    And you must never attempt to kill off Wife 1.0
    It will by default auto-install incarceration 4.7.2. And that removes all other programs for a minimum of 20 - 30 years.
    (as a plus, it also uninstalls Mother in Law too)
     
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  5. rayleigh_otter

    rayleigh_otter MDL Expert

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    Uninstall Wife 1.0 and you will be rid of those annoying nag screens that pop up many times a day.
    Cats install Furballs 5.0 and Snuggles 3.0.
    Dogs install Walkies 5.0 and Dog Turds 2.0.
     
  6. freddie-o

    freddie-o MDL Addicted

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    #6 freddie-o, Jan 22, 2019
    Last edited: Jan 22, 2019
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    Aside from the undesired plug-in Mother-in-law 1.0, there's also Brother-in-law Beta which is unavoidable.
    Also, system performance of Wife 1.0 seems to diminish with each passing day.
     
  7. rayleigh_otter

    rayleigh_otter MDL Expert

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    If you insist on installing Wife 1.0 and Mistress 1.1 then for heavens sake dont ever get the login details wrong because if each program sense the other then you will get Divorce 1.0, all your MS money files deleted, loose access to Kids 2.5 and be left up Crap Creek 6.
     
  8. freddie-o

    freddie-o MDL Addicted

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    Some features I would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:

    * A "don't remind me again" button.
    * Minimize button.
    * Ability to delete the "headache" file
    * An option to UN-install Wife 2.0 without loss of other system resources.
     
  9. rayleigh_otter

    rayleigh_otter MDL Expert

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    No In Law addons.
    Free Sex Plus that runs on a daily basis or on demand.
    - Oral addon that automatically runs before you go to work.
    No Nag screens
     
  10. Joe C

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    uh.... that comes with Prostitute 3.01 with Party Hat 1.0 beta and Pimp 5.0 prevents free trails
     
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