Ok people, this is a fleeting but very informative look into the life of Michaela Joy aka MDL Crazy Lady. A) In the beginning things were fast and furry and she soon popped out. B) But it didn't take long for the daily grind of life to take over and send her down the wrong path. C) Then puberty hit and a clueless Michaela was left all at sea. D) But she made it through school and graduated at the head of her class. E) Her first break up was a torrid affair in which 3 bystanders were injured and a water buffalo killed. F) She then threw herself into her work as a circuit designer for the NSA. G) After the Snowden incident, she stepped back from the confusion enveloping the NSA and bonded with nature. H) Returning to civilization after nearly 10 years in nature. She quickly entered the dating game. I) And as of today, she is living a laid back life as the wife of Batman. This post may not be used in anyway to harm R29k or any clueless bystanders...